LIfe-Changing Insight

Tonight was the ever-anticipated messy club at YOKE. Here are some life-changing tidbits I learned while preparing for the balloon-pop relay and 'pie a YokeFolk'.

1. It is nearly impossible to tie a balloon filled with spray cheese.
2. Should you accidentally let go of the balloon before the tie is complete, spray cheese will spew out in no predictable way.
3. While it is possible to add chocolate syrup to a blown-up balloon, it is nearly impossible to do the same with shaving cream.
4. It is nearly impossible to blow up the shaving-cream-filled balloon without ingesting shaving cream.
5. Shaving cream will fizzle and dry out inside a balloon, making the ingestion of the shaving cream nearly pointless. :)
6. There will always be that one student who doesn't know that the best way to pie a YokeFolk is not to put the whipped cream in her hand and smack you in the eye.
7. There is a reason we always pie with shaving cream, not whipped cream. Whipped cream, outside, on your clothes, will sour almost immediately.
8. Once the sour whipped cream travels up your nose, you may never know if you are really clean, because you will always be smelling the sour.

Tonight was great, by the way. Fourteen students who had a blast and hopefully left with more than just messy clothes.